I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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