3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Randomize
