Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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