drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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