fuck your aforementioned shoe
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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