I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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