i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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