She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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