No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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