I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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