you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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