You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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