Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize
