whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
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