Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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