covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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