Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Terrible idea I love it
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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