I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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