i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I FOUND THE LEGS
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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