first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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