I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
MIDGETS
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You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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