Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I think your dad took our porno
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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