He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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