She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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