Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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