I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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