he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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