Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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