I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
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