In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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