so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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