a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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