I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
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