He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
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