So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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