My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Just pee around me
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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