Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Are my feet made of real feet?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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