I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
Randomize
