I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Randomize
