Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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