You're completely useless in the revolution.
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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