her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
Do plants get herpes?
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