Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I have tasted many bathrooms
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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