turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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