Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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