he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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