You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
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