Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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