Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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