We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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