Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I've blown a few things in my day
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
we're so committed to being not committed
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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