What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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