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(816): View more from Missouri

I hate your face

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(409): View more from Texas

Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs

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His name should be shouldn't

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(503): View more from Oregon

i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!

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(614): View more from Ohio

Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....

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We've got ourselves a situation

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(360): View more from Washington

drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience

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(416): View more from Toronto

She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.

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(530): View more from California

My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...

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